When I’m tired of drinking too much beer
And I want to do epic things
I can’t do those deeds right here
Only kill dragons without wings
This is not
The right place
To feel like an epic man
I live in Barcelona
And here we don't feel the dragon breath
Oh, no! Thirty-four fucking degrees again!
Maybe I go to the beach
Waiting the winter to grow my beard
Feeling brave and strong
I’m a man who knows what he wants
When I’m drinking with my horn
Thirty-four fucking degrees again!
Maybe I go to...
To the beach with my friends
We’ll fight against a giant squid!
We wear a swimsuit,
sunglasses and sunscreen
We’re still epic as hell!
Fighting with my bucket as a shield
And my shovel as a sword
In the water I see something move
without hesitation I hit with my toy sword
I leave the water with my trophy,
and I see that is a plastic bag with garbage inside
Then I go to the “chiringuito”
those guys are over the “sangria” again
What a surprise when I saw
That all they were from the NORTH!!!
They were from the North!
All they were from the north!
It’s thirty-four! Thirty-four!
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